I was in the bathroom when they handed out...

1. social skills
2. sex appeal
3. puberty
4. regular-sized foreheads
5. athletic ability
6. good balance
7. self control
8. the knowledge of what to do in social situations
9. good, even teeth
10. the ability to make friends without some sort of scaffolding such as school
11. melanin
12. confidence
13. mental fortitude
14. math skills (higher than simple algebra)
15. decisiveness
16. perseverance
17. energy
18. the desire, knowledge, and ability to network
19. the appeal, knowledge, and ability to date
20. courage