A typical Sunday breakfast with my dad

My dad wants to eat a bolillo so he gets me one too, disregarding what I say. I cut up the half he gives me and put half the Big Frank and cheese omelet he made me into it, adding a prosage sausage patty and some homemade guacamole to make a sort of vegetarian Egg McMuffin. "Wow," my dad says judgmentally, spooning more guacamole onto his spinach/mushroom/cheese/onion/Big Frank omelet. Then he makes me split a banana with him.